I have exactly that, but in my right arm.

Maybe its because I’m left handed…

To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

“Doo the Dew!”

You have to kind of service the top edge of the hole with the tip of the straw to soften it up before you guide it the rest of the way in.

Oh crap. A goofy mecha-bowser just showed up in my city. I must be in the SNES version.

-Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.

Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.

I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.

Self defenstration! Genius.

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…

I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.

Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!

That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.

That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!

Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.

If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?