some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to World News@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIn world first, Russian chess player poisons rival’s board with mercuryarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up1818arrow-down114
arrow-up1804arrow-down1external-linkIn world first, Russian chess player poisons rival’s board with mercuryarstechnica.comsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to World News@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square143fedilink
minus-squareumbraroze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIntercepted message: No no no no no no. You throw the board out of the window. The opponent goes “Oh no! My board!” and runs after it. You have failed the basic training, agent.
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Self defenstration! Genius.