Anyone not enjoying the luxury of a bidet is pooping like a Neanderthal

This is one of the memes of all time

The more deep-fried a meme is the better

And they have the Trump pee tapes too

The correct term is Rickyism

Everyone said I was daft to build missile in Russia, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It blew up on the launchpad. So I built a second one. That blew up on the launchpad. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then blew up on the launchpad. But the fourth one stayed airborne! And that’s what you’re going to get lad, the stupidest named missile in all of Russia

Slowly sail around the world, maybe document it so folks who might not otherwise have the chance to experience those places, can, if they are interested. Live as small and as green as possible on my boat. Solar, wind turbine, water generator.

He seems tired, low energy, very beta

This is the best way to mix wasabi and soya sauce too

Nice try, my brain

America has a huge fucking problem

Nissan Versa?

Save the gorilla, save the world

Floss and make regular dentist visits, prioritize fitness and make it a habit for the rest of your life, and don’t allow negative people in your life

It’s in and its gotta come out

Did they forget twitter?