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4 months agoI try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.
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If you see them at the IHOP they are called the “Waffling USSS”.
Also accepted is just saying it phonetically like “Us” but with a lisssssp.
Do you have a license, to ill?
Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.
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The whole point of using a “dead” language is that languages change over time and scientists once had the foresight to attempt making their works more universal over both multiple languages and over time.
I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.
Yea, That just laying there.
It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night
And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger
In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.
I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.
Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.
Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.
Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.
(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)
1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”
2: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."
It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
This dog is black, not.