And here I am assuming it had something to do with Mary Poppins.

Octebruary is my favorite month.

Ok, then you’re only $1,999,999,998 in debt.

She can arrest me any time.

Good. I could use a house.

This will cure my slice.

I’m running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.

Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

I may have some bad news for you.

Scotch and chocolate.

The article is 5 years old.

All cops are bears

Build a wall?

Who says it can’t? I don’t accept your premise.

Fly safe

Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!

(Born to eat grass? Moo-niverse?)

It would be bad.

But it’s kind of a terrible one, because it uses gravity to explain gravity.