I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.
Ex-Trump Dinner Guest
lmao what
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.
Lysine lip balm can help!
Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.
Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.
The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?
I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but
YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!
Occasionally they will have the model on a license plate frame.
“I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.”
-Jack Handey
No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!
Really putting a lot of faith in the worm’s carpentry skills here…
Hmm…one we can blame on the people, the other seems to be the fault of the government. I wonder which it could be!!
Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!
But what if you put lipstick on it
How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.