Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.

To give to trick or treaters.

I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.

Ah wallet inspector

What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.

Not Moe!

Yell at clouds

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Presumably on a toilet.

Boot reer

Was this him?

I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.

So it’s merely a buzzword then.

I see no flaw in that logic.

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.

I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.

Big if true.

Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.