Couldn’t pay me $10M to live in a building with that fuck’s name on it. Hope they’ll all ashamed of their address.

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Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

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Pretty much anyone running a church is doing the same shit, no? He just got cocky about it, sounds like. Gotta at least pretend to be humble whilst grifting your flock

$400M ought to fuck them somewhat, but I guess in oil bucks, it’s probably not going to sting for long…

Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.

But we aren’t intelligent without human training, either…