Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

I like it the other way better.

So you’re saying those numbers could be lower? Lower indeed. Maybe into the negative.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Im ArGuInG iN GoOd FaItH!

Not reading that either.

Wall of text
Circular logic
Not going to read

They look pretty good from where I’m sitting.

China has entered the chat.

I did not have AI on my bingo card of Republican excuses.

Literally thousands. That’s all the humans that are left.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Not even with Tayler Swift’s dick.

Time to starting putting ally in quotes.

This is the bad place?

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

For an alleged advanced species, the lizard people have shit skin suit technology.