The future is stupid, we were promised jetpacks, not planned obsolescence mobility devices.

Sigh, of course that’s happening.

Mike Lindell did a Nazi dog whistle, not surprised.

Mike Lindell claimed he had no idea about how super Nazi it was: not surprised.

Yeah I’m not at all surprised it happened, I am surprised there was some sort of consequence, weak as it is.

bystander was shot in the head

Police shot innocent bystander in the head.

FTFY

Now if we could just get him to give the tiniest of shits about all the innocent Palestinians being murdered.

Also, you can really only 3d print the bottom half of a gun, the actual part that makes it a gun has to be made of metal and ordered online, then snapped on to the 3d printed plastic handle part.

The problem isn’t the plastic part you make at home… Literally, just make people print serial numbers on the important, metal part, and the whole problem goes away… But lazy journalists want to conjure images of people making anonymous guns at home cos it’s scary.

Dey ook er dobs!!!11!!1!

Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people’s thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It’s like they forgot the first A means All.

To be clear she’s 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn’t mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

You thought right. ACAB.

“Batshit conspiracy theories…not just for the far right anymore!”

Born without my consent Used for AI training without my consent

You are the hero we need.

Opposite of that girl’s dad.

Putting on my N95 mask: “Aww shit, here we go again.”

I’ve never seen a snowflake on a SoCal beach before.