Salmon and whatever frozen vegetables I have in the freezer.

I always feel like garbage after a nap during the day.

It is actually better for your back to not sit perfectly upright all the time, you should lean in, move around and stand up sometimes. Just FYI.

Man it sure is a good day to be both a Valve and Arch fanboy.

Both. I am german and I speak a weird amalgamation of british and american english.

Counter Strike, Starcraft, Dota, Tetris (yes, really), each at the highest competitive level - going by skill ceiling.

Edit: Modern Tetris at the highest level looks absolutely inhuman. I have seen Triple T-Spins at absurd speeds.

Edit 2: You are pretty much physically unable to compete in these games by age 30 at the highest level.

Oh, so that’s why everyone is so salty.

If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

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120 -150 AOE Poison Damage unless shower or deodorant effect is applied

no

I thought this was an Australian thing.

From exit code 1 to exit code 0

Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don’t know for sure.

Ahh the classic 1024 chuggas in a row.

Edit: typo

MFW it wasn’t a fart.

The correct amount is four chuggas.

Password database. I don’t know any of my passwords.

Edit: Except one of course.

“Open heart surgery - guy’s got an artery going - FLEX TAPE”