Chicken cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions on an amoroso rollllllllll

I love lightning bugs! Luckily I still see a lot of them in my backyard every year. Fewer than there used to be, but still a lot. I really hope they can be saved.

That’s been turned against the critic. Some people view “criticizism” the same as nitpicking and complaining.

ONE letter away from Nostril…

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Fucking eh

I’m sure he’s talking about giving police carte blanche to be as violent as they want for an hour. Which is obviously batshit. But it honestly makes me wonder…is he trying to lose this election?

Yeah and also, sometimes it’s really hard to find NMIC products.

Different strokes for different folks, but for me personally, absolutely not. I’m married anyway but if I were single and looking to date, I would completely avoid people with kids. I just don’t enjoy them and wouldn’t want them in my life. Plus it would be unfair to the kids!

I wonder if this was from Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, the scene in the briefing room when the Doctor daydreams that all the female crew are flirting with him. Seven doesn’t sit in chairs super often but I think she does in that scene.

You were the blue light special…

You know, a cow’s opinion

Lol yup!

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Same for Baa Baa Black Sheep ;)

Ahhhh this is amazing!

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.