That description might actually stick in my brain.

Drivers are going hit hit that bridge while trying to figure out wtf that sign means.

Wow, I thought I was the only person who didn’t know anything about coffee!

Crypto billionaires are billionaires “on paper.” By that, I mean, they can’t get their money OUT of crypto unless millions of people buy INTO crypto. So, of course, they are trying to mainstream it.

Do not allow humans to pick your stocks. I recommend ETF index funds as opposed to Mutual funds. Mutual funds, or any fund that is controlled by humans, could morph into something else, i.e., whatever gets them the highest return. In an extreme example, you could buy a Green mutual fund only to find out later that it shifted a lot of its investments to fossil fuel companies. Index Funds pick a sector and follow it brainlessly. No broker or manager f#ckery.

I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷

I’m bad at math, but should that be 32% of Americans not voters.

Workers learning the news: “Oh, damn. I work for a sh!t company now?!?”