Its characters cost as much as $63,000 in cryptocurrency, despite the fact that I’m not entirely sure what you can do with them once you own them

My guess: what cryptocurrency was originally invented for; money laundering.

Sorry about that. Allow me an attempt to rectify that.

Yet another Musk pump&dump.

Fun fact: if the law applied evenly to billionaires, he’d still be in prison for his previous two market manipulation schemes (the doge coin pump and dump and the pretending that he was about to take Tesla private to boost the stock), sexual harassment, and much more.

Also, unlike in Gaza where Hamas has nowhere to hide except amongst civilians, South Lebanon is a mountainous region. Hezbollah don’t have bases in or near hospitals. The IDF targets hospitals because they WANT to target hospitals.

Personally, I’m surprised it’s so low, but I guess we don’t talk to each other 😁

Oh no! Will he do a Susan Collins frown and then keep supplying the very weapons he KNOWS will be used to do it again? He’s so MEAN to the fascist apartheid regime! 😭

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There’s SO many causes of heart disease, many of which are exacerbated and sometimes even caused by religion.

Besides, if you’re religious enough to be a creationist, it stands to reason (to use the least appropriate word possible) that you believe ALL misery was created by your deity, including malaria.

I mean, they’re “employing” slaves from the penal system already, so the line is blurry at best…

What’s in Your head? In Your heaead?

Pretty sure the states could refuse to have him on the ballot

Like Colorado tried to when Trump was convicted of massive fraud?

If the cult latches onto Musk after Trump croaks, the corrupt SCOTUS majority isn’t going to let pesky details like the constitution get in his way either.

the fact he is South African would probably be enough to get him deported

He’s got triple citizenship, one of which being American making him much harder to deport.

Personally I’d love for him to fulfill his dream of dying on Mars, except without his “but not on impact” caveat, as soon as possible.

Yes.

At least they’ll be so happy on the day they find their friends (they’re in their heads)

Only one way to find out!

The real Mojave is actually very tan

Makes sense since the sun is always shining on it 😁

I mean, isn’t the real Mojave desert quite beige? It would probably be weird if they made it green or blue 😛

More like Italy in the 1920s onwards. All Nazis are fascists, but not all fascists are Nazis.

For example, Nazis were big into public works projects and pretending to be socialists, both of which are anathema to the current American Fascist Party/GOP

Edit to clarify: I’m not saying that the MAGA cult aren’t as bad as Nazis, in case there’s any doubt. They’re just a different shit flavor of fascists that are roughly as evil and deranged as the Nazis, Italian fascists, and Franco’s fascists

Yeah sure, let’s all play “poke the madman”! THAT can’t POSSIBLY result in the outbreak of WW3 as Cold War+ becomes total war!

Great fucking idea, WOLFGANG! 🤦