Mother Nature is speedbaggin’ North America’s penis.

Bet it’s gonna be a 4 because of how hot the water is.

He’s not pro-zionist, lol.

He’s pro Trump and staying out of jail.

Neat. I’d also shore up the 38th Parallel, homey.

When this bucks off, I wouldn’t put it past North Korea to start shit.

Like a trebuchet?

Involving a superior siege engine sounds extremely fun.

Seeing as these people drowned, do the old salem witch trials. Throw the CEO and management into the water weighted down, and if they drown, they were innocent. If they live, they are guilty and should be burned at the stake.

Neat. Did anyone have “Ebola’s cousin reaching the middle of Europe” on their card of Apocalypse Bingo?

Totally cool.

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool…the future is gonna be hella-fucked.

Not gonna lie

It was pretty cool watching the rockets flying in and getting blown up. I get the seriousness of it all but these are definitely interesting times.

Let the dance begin!

No.

Check where the money is going out to pay for this, New York.

Your mayor has been charged with establishing slush funds to steal millions.

That lower court judge needs to be looked into.

Bet he’s white and republican.

Lmao, totally the evil vibe coming off the thumbnail photo.

Perfectly cromulent word there.

It is really good lmao

Wife made butternut squash soup with sweet Italian sausage mixed in.

Lmao

The 3000 plus were from the exploding pager and walkie-talkies.

Whataboutism again.

The only person I felt for on the sub was the kid forced onto that thing by his father. He was terrified and thinking that his last moments on this earth were full of dread and fear, makes me sad.

His dad was a dickhead for doing that and a told my kids if I ever try to make them do anything like that, punch me in the nads and run.