Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”
I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!
I’ll do it, but you better pay me.
If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.
Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”
I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!
I’ll do it, but you better pay me.
If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.
Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.