Hell, I’m not even done with it yet. One game at a time please!

If you can run something on a pregnancy test, running it on a GPU is not really that impressive

I know nothing about music history, but consider that you’re basically describing yodeling

Nah, something awful is long gone

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

Because I use a real programming language, tell me what a T is and I’ll start caring

You’ve lost ANOTHER submarine?

A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk

No, they all got stolen by jean stealers

So the next aid package will include one dude with a really big sword?

Looks like someone never tried to steal the orphic hammer

Given that Alex Jones has “interviewed” ChatGPT on air twice now, I’m going to say no.

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

Who the hell makes a type-c port that only runs at 2.0 speeds?

He may be coming to the end, but at least he explained the zodiacal light phenomenon first

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

Serially

When a guy proves he’s a conman, you don’t give him a second chance to con you

Only the last 2 words of that headline matter