Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

That was my first thought as well. I thought I’d try the first 10 minutes to get a sense of it.

Anyway, four hours later…

There are two main types of data retention policy:

• Retain everything to protect the company when the staff do something dodgy.
• Delete everything to protect management when management do something dodgy.

It’s a little more nuanced than that, of course, but in broad strokes that’s how I’ve seen it play out. Does the company want to pin the blame on somebody or shrug and say “we have no idea how that can have happened, guess we need to forget about it.”

If it’s your car, then you are responsible for the safety of your passengers. You should ensure that any adults are aware of how to use the safety features, e.g. seatbelts, and you have a plan for evacuation of any children in the event of an emergency. Just like if you’re driving a car with child safety locks on the rear doors that prevent those doors from being opened from the inside.

Hate on Tesla or Musk all you want, but let’s not spread easily-disprovable FUD. It weakens whatever argument you’re trying to make.

Looks like 17. Doubt they had much fun at the end.

Wrong. RTFM.

That’s Boeing quality for you.

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.