Jesus. The worst thing about this is that one might actually believe it for a short time. I did for a glance of a moment before recognising that this had to be satire. Something good: satire is nod dead yet :D

So many different quote usage patterns.

One person gets to get quoted. But OP themself not. Also at the second sentence of the other dude gets startet end ends with different quote marks.

This post is killing my inner monk.