Eggs and fries. I’m actually in the middle of eating it.

Ukraine had nukes, left over from the Soviet days. They were handed to Russia.

Yeah that statement clearly got outdated as soon as it was stated. Because 2014.

Not much at all.

Da-tah.

Good for you.

Oh democracy, what have you become?

Jacksfilms even made a joke about the DS Lite when the first Galaxy Z Flip came out. Just thought I’d mention that.

They’re even bigger than AIPAC too.

I love the taste of deodorant.

Very rarely have found a comc so entertanng and so hlarous as ths one. Have a very werd sense of humor, guess. Or maybe most comcs suck, don’t know.

Ether way, good job. Now wsh you ddn’t exst. And by you, mean U.

Just notced ths comment s unreadable now.

So what’s the next verse? Stamp your keys?

I know someone who excels at making Excel fumes.

They’ve done nothing to stop it, so they’re totally allowing it.

“The bombs are purely for decoration, not destruction. But they’re yours now, so… do whatever you want with them, we don’t care.”

-United States, sometime after the settler colony of Israel was formed

Don’t forget CUFI.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, and again, and again and again.

Good riddance, Reddit.

GOOD riddance, Reddit.

Good RIDDANCE, Reddit.

Good riddance, REDDIT.

GOOD RIDDANCE, REDDIT.

I actually do drink one cup of coffee a day. But it’s a pretty big cup, so it probably has the same amount of caffeine as 1.5 Celsius cans anyway.

Not even sleeping during the day fixes my sleep deprivation. This is starting to be a major health problem.

You mean Linux newbie.

Wait, Bill is a first name too.

Does this mean I can name my hypothetical child Dinar?

So, basically the description of dystopia as seen in 1984 is applied differently depending on which country you live in, but it still technically exists everywhere. And that’s just depressing.