Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

Do you write for Letterkenny?

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60’s TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that’s what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that’s the most likely reference.

This meme is very thoughtful, very cutesy. Clearly you’re not like other girls

Yeah when I do that then every time there’s a gap another person comes to cut me off, so it ends up with me pretty much at a dead stop while people go in front of me over and over. People underestimate just how many asshole drivers there are around here lol

If I leave any kind of gap between me and the car in front, it is an inevitability that some jackass will swoop in to cut me off. Happened 7 or 8 times just yesterday. Texas drivers are a menace

Thats-a spicy comment-a

Just enjoying my coffee

It goes really good in shrimp ceviche too.

There’s microskubs in all the water these days

Thank you for making this 1000x worse

IDK I only get about 4 hours of sleep most nights, I don’t think getting up earlier is gonna go too great for me…

My dog is actually pretty racist, she doesn’t like white people lol

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it