Did he also say “And do not quote me” the same way he did when he told people to just steal what they want and hire lawyers to clean up the mess if they were successful?

We appear to have entered the “FIND OUT” phase of the event.

How long before private equity buys CNN for parts?

Sounds overpriced.

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

–A single Google product manager, probably

That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?

What’s Lemmy?

“I could fire him, but I’m going to need you to do us a favor.”

Sounds overpriced.

You mean out towards the Abacos in the Bahamas?

Then we’ll go back to blaming it on the drugs and the rock and roll music.

No, I’m not.

“America is not a racist country.”

–Nikki Haley at the Republican National Convention

Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?

Fuck this timeline.

Absolutely insane that anyone was buying this garbage at any price.

That bribery money wasn’t going to launder itself.

Sounds over-priced.

Demagogues gonna demagogue.

Hello fellow human, I too have been abducted by a Roomba.

Oh please let Steward Health Care find out about this.