And I’ll be fucked if I can get them right first time round half the time!

How the hell should I know, I’m not a rocket surgeon

It took me a second to understand that. I thought that you meant that the thing with the eels was a pretty typical sentence in English

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A mate’s bands used to be called Brownstar

I’m surprised and saddened for it to have taken so long for someone (in this case, me) to have mentioned Astronaut Dolphin Detective from Mr Pickles.

My god. That… that’s enough reality tv, thank you

You’ve enunciated that really well. I’ve never really tried put that into words, it’s just something that I’m surprised that more people don’t see. It drives me nuts that everything has to be given the same credence no matter how obvious the disparity of moral weight

Look after your tools, as the old saying goes.

Why is that headline phrased as if both statements carry equal weight?

Does this include keeping vegans as pets? Asking for a friend