Did

Usa

I’m constantly having identity theft issues since a data breach at work. It changes you. Going to the IRS building constantly. Getting notifications from a credit monitoring sites. It’s ridiculous how much time I need to prove I am myself just to pay my own taxes.

The Mountain Dew is the 2005 logo. Which may be the most concerning part of this. Does he reuse bottles, or possibly have a leftover stash provided for him?

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

Heaven shall burn in my ass