Yoooooo Carrie-Ann. Happy Halloween

No problem, Mom. You make us so proud here in the cellblock :'-)

Oh shit, I just realized who you are.

Hey 👋🏻 I like your mask

The other one; not the one in this post.

I calls em like I sees em.

This chick looks like Carrie-Anne Moss

Oh shit oh no oh fuck

Reminds me of Shayne Smith joking about drinking so much Mountain Dew that the guy at 7/11 called him “Mountain Dew Guy” instead of “Tattoo On Face And Neck Guy”

Pics on the fridge make me long for more carefree times.

Found the guy who got mad at windows movie maker at age 12 and never went back

4, brothers

This guy gets it.

Sorry. Lady.

I know a large portion of them genuinely don’t believe in the science or what have you, but a majority of them simply don’t give a fuck, because they’ve been promised a golden mansion and all of their loved ones healthy and happy. And all they have to do is stay meek and easily forgive all transgressions until they die. Then they’re free!

I had to look her up; she’s very similar looking, but the girl in my dream was a little smaller in all proportions, and didn’t look so happy.

I had a dream that I was driving a horse cart down a dusty gravel road, and riding next to me was the greatest love I’d ever felt - she was a rotund Native American woman.

It’s “fewer people”

So old and tired

MOM STOP YOU’RE SCARING ME

nah jk. Nice geo location

Wait, it really is on Main Street. Mom?