Ghosts of Sushi Mama is basically assassins creed in Japan.

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Coffee infused hot dog. Yeah, I’ve thought about it and that’s fucking awful.

Your thoughts are dirty and you should feel ashamed you disgusting sinner!

Or something, idk they might as well be religious

I imagine men will start behaving differently right around the time your head becomes unlodged from your ass.

Showing yourself in public ≠ posting pictures of yourself online. I understand that, for the terminally online, these things are interchangeable. I am sorry to inform you of this, though it’s probably valuable that you learn it now, but they are not.

This isn’t victim blaming. This is cause and effect.

How fucking dare that creepy disgusting old man look at pictures of young, beautiful women QUEENS on a platform where they’re posting pictures of themselves! This isn’t what the internet is meant for, how dare he!

Hmm

Edit: I just had to edit it, to really hammer home the mockery.

Objectifying women is wrong, but - c’mon. This is the internet, you post pictures of yourself on it and don’t know the consequences? That’s on you, or your parents if you’re below a certain age.

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

No I think it’s pretty clear that capitalism will point guns at them, and we will either win and exploit their resources for ourselves or die.

Stop, I can only get so erect

Woman bad, amirite guys?

Squelch in my ass

Listen, cut him some slack - it’s really hard to keep your hands dry when you’re writing inside of a bubble. They’re very soapy, and you can’t move too much or they’ll pop.

Disastrous, even

It’s a circle jerk, don’t get fooled into thinking this is some new version of trickle down economics

It’s an ancient technique, very rare to find a modern practitioner.

Both are Homeland Security, there are many reasons why they could be working together

seized at the US-Mexico border crossing…

Gee I wonder

Just beat the game.

God damn it’s good. The only way I knew about it was because I was checking Steam new releases. Please god understand that this would have sold with better advertising.