Wow, that looks like it was made 1999

Teach me, master! HOW?! I NEED to know!

San Pellegrino belongs to Nestlé. Fuck Nestlé!

So you’re lying.

All posts about reddit is them shooting themselves in the foot. So you must be upvoting all the Reddit posts ;)

Gaming chairs are the absolute worst, when you compare it to real office chairs.

It’s like comparing a tuned Honda Civic to a Mercedes Benz.

Man-child chair vs. ergonomic seat.

I’m immensely disappointed!

Not kidding: when I first saw the post title, I was fully convinced that I’ll read the post of a crazy person, rambling about (rain) clouds.

I didn’t even see that the second time I watched it. But now that I know what to look for, I’ll watch it a third time. Thanks!

What exactly can’t I unsee?

It was a great movie - sadly, because it was so accurate. Provided that you can call a sci-fi movie accurate. But after the pandemic and shit, “don’t look up” looks like a playbook for a meteor extinction level event

“landlord fights”: is that the newest entry in the “bum fights” franchise?

So, a scammer.

For the lazy: here’s the right link

… and walks like a Nazi…

Thats a shame… I was planning to rewatch Zombieland and write down all the survival rules…

I’ve got you bro:
#1: Cardio - When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really dead dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets.
#3: Beware of Bathrooms - Don’t let them catch you with your pants down.
#4: Seatbelts - Fasten your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
#5: No Attachments
#7: Travel Light - And I don’t mean just luggage.
#9: With Your Bare Hands
#10: Don’t Swing Low
#11: Use Your Foot
#13: Shake It Off
#14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear
#16: Opportunity Knocks
#17: Don’t be a Hero - Why don’t you take this one?
#17: Be a Hero - Some rules are made to be broken. (Rule updated)
#18: Limber Up - Going down that hill, it is very important.
#19: Break It Up
#20: It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless It’s a Sprint, then Sprint
#22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23: Ziploc™ Bags - You got enough problems, moisture shouldn’t be one of them.
#24: Use Your Thumbs
#25: Shoot First
#26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody
#27: Incoming!
#28: Double-Knot Your Shoes
#30: Pack Your Stain Stick
#31: Check the Back Seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.
#32: Enjoy the Little Things - I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam, but I’m writing it down.
#42: Keep Your Hands to Yourself - It’s just polite.
#52: Don’t Be Afraid to Ask for Help - Yeah and they ignored rule 52: don’t be afraid to ask for help.
#53: Wet Naps