HocEnimVeni@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?
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2 months agoYoung tucker always dreamed of being a Broadway star but his father was ashamed that his son wasn’t more athletic and never attended any of his private school plays, haunted by the memory of the empty reserved seat he lashes out at anyone with a dream.
We don’t call him Moscow Mitch for nothing