You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.

Friend of mine’s father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.

Lamenting that he didn’t follow it up with her, “she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean”

Wall? Gtfo, dumbass

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I have never had one fail. Never even heard of one snapping.

The one on my stepvan doesn’t pull quite hard enough on its own, but it works.

And …it’s a cable? Like seven cents a foot?

Ding ding ding

Wow, you’re lame as hell

Test toot!