My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

Happy Chaos main spotted

Great writeup man.

Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn’t win again.

Don’t believe those numbers for one fucking second.

They are charging $11,500 to get access to their conjob “gamer statistics”

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They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Git

They have the same UI and flow between each element…

Get the fuck out of here. Absolute troll post.

Post your steam account stats, I dare you.

Actual hot garbage. If you want some real entertainment that this game WON’T provide, go to the dragon age subreddit and read the copium people are huffing there.

I don’t believe those numbers for a second, and they’re trying to charge 3k for access. That’s absurd.