Safety third!

The same as other states where you can buy alcohol without a membership, like Kentucky. They have you wait while a supervisor comes over to override the membership scan.

“Am I doing this right?”

No. You are inversing every statement that follows your questions. Why would we outlaw boats if they are safer than cars as you claim? Did you instead mean to say cars are safer than boats or ask why we haven’t outlawed cars? Rinse and repeat for the other pairings.

E: You do realize you’re saying the exact opposite thing than the person you’re trying to mock, right?

I’m listening to the bathroom fan whirl while I take my post-coffee dump.

I’ve never heard it before. It sounds like something people would only use on social media and not in the real world. I’m glad Lemmy is the extent of my social media exposure.

Did anyone actually know what this acronym was supposed to mean without checking the article?

No funny allowed.

Dude, it was a joke.