Why does it look like Nic Cage
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
My hair is a dove (The Holy Spirit) so your argument is invalid!
Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?
Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
My Mom adored him.
‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what…Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus…’
Ricky Bobby approves.
Dear 800 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus…
…with a receding hairline…
