my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…
Quality shitpost.
God bless the waitress.
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Well it’s both shit
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
Still works tbh
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
Literally a shit post
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Girls don’t poop
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Illegal propulsion systems!!
me after installing my bidet
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
