Andre is also famous for his farts
https://www.snopes.com/articles/349106/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.
“Bumbulum”
I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.
Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.
and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days
Dear colleagues,
I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.
I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.
Best regards, Xero
How do I become a flatulist?
You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.
They’re in the right place
Tom Bumbulum
Tom Beanbadil
Learn to play the flute?
But how?
Iono
One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
When, in fact, you needed real estate.
I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest
I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.
Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page. It indeed was (is?) an occupation.
Now do it on command!
Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
Legends say he started the first gas company.
Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter
This is fart too much.
That’s my jam
He was a “flautist” alright.
