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Oh God, imagine your braincells being used to mine crypto.
You ‘pute 64 bits, whaddya get?
Just ‘nother load for your instruction set
Satoshi don’t call me cuz I can’t go
I sold my soul to the crypto bros
O no hes over heating!
I can definitely imagine your braincells being used to mine my crypto!
Oh my god. That would be… no different than now for me 😒
So we’re starting to get to the point where its theoretically possible for computers to get real organic viruses? “Sorry boss I cant work today my computer caught Covid and coughed on me so now I have it too :(”
Caught prions*
And that’s how BioSkynet starts.
And ends.
Don’t scare me like that
There was a documentary about this awhile ago which was pretty terrifying. They basically go into how you can essentially “grow” computers to augment reality and human perception. Pretty crazy. “eXistenz” was the name I think. I believe Jude Law was the narrator or something, I don’t remember.
I’m positive that David Cronenberg had no idea what a video game was when he made that movie
Great movie. DEATH TO EXISTENZ!
I’ve got just the thing
Get that cheese away from the gel packs!
But it’s just what we need!
Get the cheese to sickbay!
Are homeless people going to start mysteriously disappearing now
Don’t need the homeless. You can pluck a hair, donate your blood, or even take a plug of your foreskin if you have one, to generate the neural stem cells from iPSC, the cell type they use in this process.
if you have one.
😔
a plug of your foreskin
Can you use them to grow more dicks on your body like hair transplants?
damn, blood it is then
Nah. No way. I don’t want my computer asking me for vodka…
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IIRC these organoids also die after somewhere around 100 days of hypoxia, because they have yet to be able to construct a proper circulatory system for them.
Oh, a CPU that straight up expires? A product that comes with enshittification built in from the start? Corporations’ mouths are watering as we speak.
In about a month lemmy will discover that human beings die and will complain about the enshittification of life.
Enshittification - a pattern of decreasing quality.
Why life expectancy in the US is falling.
Declining Health-Related Quality of Life in the U.S..
The enshittification of life is real.
There are like 200 countries in the world that are not the US.
That can’t be right.
Pff, the enshittification of life would be if it just kept on going. Thankfully the misery will end at some point.
This is still experimental. There’s not even the slightest glimmer of a product in this yet.
That didn’t stop everyone from jumping on GPT, either.
Not sure how using a free service is the same as using human neurons as a processor.
Pfft, like that ever stopped them.
“Early release here we come!”
It’s not a product yet in part because it dies in 100 days.
That would be a much older thing, planned obsolescence
also they only feel pain suffering for every second of their miserable existance. They welcome the cold embrace of the void.
this reminds me of a story about someone who couldn’t talk but they had to scream, i think it was called, “the guy who stubbed his toe in the library”
Darkness…imprisoning me…all that I see…absolute horror
I cannot live…I cannot die…trapped in myself…body, my holding ceeeEEEEELLLLL
So basically a first trimester abortion. Will these be available in Texas?
Turns out the origin of borgs was actually earth!
I have very good raisins for everything that I do
It could be penis cells for all we know.
You misspelled ‘should.’
Nanotechnology, finally my penis will be heralded as a hero!
Worse at approximation but more deterministic.
And CEOs should love it since they only go up.
They could be guiding bombs with this technology and it would be immune to Electromagnetic attacks.
Begun, the Bone Wars have.
Stop giving them ideas.
Why am I remembering that video with Ukrainian (I think) soldiers arming a custom-made bomb (for a copter) with schrapnel in the form of little dicks?
Some cells get taken from you and turned into stem cells.
These are converted into brain cells, and nerve cells, on a chip that represents the scaffolding, interface, and connectivity.
Then the whole ‘organ-device’ gets surgically installed into your brain, and through gene therapy, the brain cells grow into, connect with and network into your existing tissue.
And then every time you sneeze, you end up ordering another case of diapers from Amazon.
We’re getting closer to the Imperium of Man every day.
Nice, two more and it’ll make a fine president
“brain organoid” sounds like an insult.
Statement: you are correct. They should instead be called brain meatbags.
Poor HK reading this article, must be disgusted to the core of his purely inorganic soul.
Okay, brain organoid
What’s the FLOPs of this thing? Without this crucial info, we can’t know if it’s useless for training AIs or not. Training cost so much in terms of energy because the machines they use are beasts in terms of performance.
As if tech isn’t enough of a hyper specialized mess already now we’re throwing biologists into the mix. “Sorry we need to wait for the registered nurse to fix your machine I’m not authorized to administer meds through the CPU’s IV”
Can it do backpropagation?
Is this legit? This is the first time I’ve heard of human neurons used for such a purpose. Kind of surprised that’s legal. Instinctively, I feel like a “human brain organoid” is close enough to a human that you cannot wave away the potential for consciousness so easily. At what point does something like this deserve human rights?
I notice that the paper is published in Frontiers, the same journal that let the notorious AI-generated giant-rat-testicles image get published. They are not highly regarded in general.
They don’t really go into the size of the organoid, but it’s extremely doubtful that it’s large and complex enough to get anywhere close to consciousness.
There’s also no guarantee that a lump of brain tissue could ever achieve consciousness, especially if the architecture is drastically different from an actual brain.
Well, we haven’t solved the hard problem of consciousness, so we don’t know if size of brain or similarity to human brain are factors for developing consciousness. But perhaps a more important question is, if it did develop consciousness, how much pain would it experience?
Physical pain? Zero.
Now emotional pain? I’m not sure it would even be able to accomplish emotional pain. So much of our emotions are intertwined with chemical balances and releases. If a brain achieved consciousness, but had none of these chemicals at all…I don’t know that’d even work.
Physical pain? Zero.
Did you think about this before you wrote it?
Didn’t have to. Kind of an obvious thing to point out, but OP didn’t specify what type of pain he meant, so I figured I would, just in case.
How is it obvious?
Human brains don’t actually have any pain receptors (even though headaches would have you seriously believe otherwise), so a brain alone wouldn’t be able to feel pain any more than it would be able to smell or see.
Wake up, neo…
