I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Lay a sewer pickle
someone’s faxing me a snickers
Honk out a dirt snake
I’m going to free space for dinner
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
I’ve got shit to do
I need to go 3D print something.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
“Gotta use the sandbox”
I quote cars.
Gotta send teal’c through the stargate.
Time to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool
“Gotta see a man about a dog.”
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”
My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.
I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.
Desperate need of a haircut!
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/06/1196550688/best-of-car-talk-draft-01-06-2024
Ummm…
What does this have anything to do with the price of weed in Colorado?