The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

There’s a big difference between my phone changing caulk to cock and my phone telling me to make pizza with Elmer’s glue

GAY L

Describing a high intensity DDOS attack on one of the world’s most important resources as simply “mean” is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve read this year.

Hope they get some support soon.

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

I completely forgot about that site. Thanks for reminding me.

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

This will be the second LGBTQ character Nintendo has had in their games since Gay Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy.

I don’t have exact numbers, (just anecdotals) but SponsorBlock has some basic stats, and so far they’ve saved people over 3962 years worth of time. By dividing that by how many skips there are, (3,608,826,265) you get roughly 34.6452092 seconds. Per skipped segment, which videos often have multiple of.

This doesn’t include videos that are purely promotional sponsored videos disguised as content, (see modern LTT or RyanToyReviews) video content that would break the coherency of the video if skipped or actual non-video ads that are becoming more and more frequent.

SponsorBlock also has options to skip filler in videos, which is hit or miss since it’s all community submitted, but…

Seems like it’s working as intended - have you seen the sponsor to content ratio on YouTube these days?

So sad I won’t be able to bequeath “Fifty Shades of Fur - Gay Erotic Visual Novel 18+” to my grandchildren

Honestly at this point I’m just gonna start taking the piss by going through your comment history lmao

YEAH!

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no.

Rather drink piss than eat shit, unfortunately. Who said I didn’t hate our entire political system?

I’m not going to even respond this in good faith when your username makes fun of a woman who was slandered by the media for decades for having her baby murdered by a wild animal.

Nothing you’re gonna say is going to convince me to support a party that has, for centuries, supported slavery, discrimination against anybody who isn’t a cis straight white male and climate change denial, among other things.

Also: Fuck Hamas. Fuck the IDF. Free the Israeli and Palestinian people. See how I can support people while being against militaristic slaughter?

Dumbass.

I have no sympathy for people of a political party who loathe my and me friend’s entire existences.
I’m an awful person for other reasons, thank you very much.

[he] claimed that FBI agents had been authorized to use ‘deadly force’ during the raid of his Florida property

God, I wish that happened.

Idea: Try exclusively using Lemmy for a week.

If you love it, switch. If you hate it, don’t. If you miss Reddit, use both.