5 feep isn’t that deet really.
Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop
I’m a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop
it’s in fact quite shallot
archeology and historian: “ah yes, this is part of ligma language”
The ancients would hold elaborate ligma balls, with dancing and feasting.
Who’s Steve Jobs?
👨🏻💼💥
Apparently I’m dyslexic enough that I read this twice thinking “what’s the joke?”
Only twice?
Took me a few re-reads before I noticed… I need more sleep.
Do you need more sleep or do you neep more sleed?
That too.
It’s actually a GIF that times the letter switch perfectly for when most people aren’t looking at that part.
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Muricans using anything but metric
The feepening
Fuck you, mosquitoes!
Fuck
You
“Sign’s done, boss”
Parco!
Molo!
No fap on dat.
Just enough to soak my hooves in.
Feep deet