Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
For the cheap and lazy.
Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
“You came for me, Dad.”
FLazy: Father’s Day/Date Sun, Jun 16, 2024 for the USA.
You’ve still got like 2 weeks for the people who care.
Seriously, why did OP post this two weeks ahead of time
Poster-sized prints take a while.
Just kidding, the idea of sending this to one’s own father is rather repulsive. Guess some of y’all are weirdos though and that’s cool :)
Yeah, my dad would disown me again if I sent him this
Because outside of the US, Father’s day is in 4 days :)
In Germany father’s day was 3 weeks ago. But it’s actually a Christian holiday and people came to call it father’s day because we don’t have an official one and wanted a day for drinking.
All people drink on father’s day though and we also drink on other days but that’s what we have now.
Yeah my mom was my dad for all but the first 3 years. My dad decided early he wanted another setup, so took off and got one. So somewhere out there i have a half brother and sister and all their resultant kin. We dont communicate
Thought you were saying your mom was trans at first.
It’s a real joke of a card when you’re forced to hand it off to the man you’ve been told to call “dad” throughout life, knowing good and well he did NOT make any part of you.
Why did you write this here?
Why did you bother reading it here?
It was no trouble.
Your dad doesn’t have to be biologically related to you to be your dad. Hell, plenty of ones that are aren’t dads in any other sense. What matters if he was a good or shitty dad, not biology.
The card is about BIOLOGICAL fathers. If your dad’s gametes didn’t make you, then you might want to choose a different card.
Yeah, that too.
Read this a fascist swimmer and imo that is a much funnier card I’d wanna buy.
