There’s something so delicious about the fact that the party of supposedly tough, heterosexual-and-don’t-you-dare-say-otherwise manly-men is represented by a guy who’s covered in spray tan and spends literally hours arranging what little hair he has left, and another guy whose smoky eye game is on point.
And yes, cishet men can wear makeup too, but come on—makeup on anybody who owns a penis is decidedly off-brand for today’s Republican Party.
Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybeline.
More like Definiteline
Excuse me, it’s called Guyliner. /s
No, it’s called masculara
Well I mean, technically the eyeliner is permanent because he got it tattoo’d.
Would you rather he not doll himself up for a date with your couch?
Don’t know about eyeliner or mascara particularly, but basically everyone who goes on camera for a living has make-up artists who work on them. Politicians, actors, other celebrities, newscasters, etc. So without even looking at Vance’s photo, I’d say it’s a safe bet that he has someone doing that.